Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A. None! He fell.
Posts archive for: 20 March, 2008
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Sticky Jok-a #2
@ Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008 – 03:48:28
How about this one?? . . . . A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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Sticky Jok-a #1
@ Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008 – 03:46:45
Seeing Eye Dogs
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???"
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Sticky Hannah
@ Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008 – 03:39:23
H.A.N.N.A.HDedicated to HannahShe is my best friend
and that rare sunshine
on a cloudy miserable day...She walks into a room and lights it up...
My smoothie true friend and lover;
the friend everyone likes and is always
there for others, can be a right gay;
aright irritating pain...But at the end of the day
She loves me and I love her...She is a true friend only to those
that deserve her as a friend...She is my strength and one of a kind...
Her smile, presence and laughter
brings joy to others...She is a pleasure to know, and have as a friend;
I love her...
-Adapted from Manasseh Bailey's original version.